A W’ZIS Bad Art Club Competition
The Turner & Pooch Gallery
First came the W’ZIS Bad Art Club, launched in the summer of 2025 — it set the tone. Inspired by the level of averageness, we decided to launch the now internationally invisible Turner & Pooch Prize. An annual/one-off celebration of loosely based bad dog art, which saw Beth Morris crowned our inaugural winner. And more importantly, pocketing a cool £250 in cash money.
Thank you to everyone who entered. Enjoy their spectacular artwork below.
Don’t miss next year’s addition if, after some reflection, we decide it was actually worth anyone’s time and energy?

Nina’s Dream, 2025
Artist Helen Farrar
Dog Nina the Hungarian Vizsla
Felt tip on paper

Skini boy, 2025
Artist Betsy Smith
Dog Otto the Saluki
My boy is skini, very skini indeed. He likes cheese, peanuts and small things to nibble. He is also a fan of jazz and enjoys staring at people.
Category Winner 2025

Travel Bonnie, 2025
Artist Stuart Dutton
Dog Bonnie Boo the Border Terrier
Made from fimo, she's pocket sized so I can take her when she can't be with me. Plus, she will grace this years Christmas cake

Marthamoo, 2025
Artist Louise Lee
Dog Martha the Shih Tzu x another
Martha daddy do pix

Her Babyship, 2025
Artist Hailey Bachrach
Dog Betsy the Cavapoo
“Stay… Stay… Stay… W’ZIS!”

Abstract Woofism, 2025
Artist Lindsay Jackson
Dog Milly the Field Spaniel
Inspired by Picasso and powered by W’ZIS Dog Treats, Abstract Woofism captures the emotional chaos of a dog waiting exactly 3.7 seconds too long for a smokin Dubya

Nelly, 2025
Artist Stuat Feltam
Dog Nelly the Boston Terrier
Nelly - a dog that is full of wisdom and knowledge.

His name is Biscuit, 2025
Artist Lorna Hayes
Dog Atlas the Border collie
Biscuit is a 2 year old mix breed. He is quite sensitive and crumbles under pressure

The CaPog, 2025
Artist Sue Wheeler
Dog Rex the dog
The hideous mix of cat, pug and dog

Now! Really! Now!, 2025
Artist Helen Frances
Dog Doris the bitsa this and that
For when the soulful gaze is not quite enough

Her Babyship, 2025
Artist Hailey Bachrach
Dog Betsy the Cavapoo
A multimedia tableau (some would call it a shrine) to Betsy, Lord Mayor of East London

Digby, 2025
Artist Matt Harris
Dog Pepsi the Collie x Spaniel
This was intended as an homage to my dog Pepsi, but it soon became clear that the dog I was creating had their own distinct character. This is Digby. He may be a little wonky, he may have a gummy smile, but he embodies the goodhearted, playful nature of a furry companion

Munch on a Treat, 2025
Artist Chris Henry
Dog Fred the Jack Russell
Doing the Munch munch

Scuba Winston, 2025
Artist Perry Charrington
Dog Wiston the Boston Terrier
I painted Scuba Winston, a nautical mural, in my daughter’s bedroom

Ernie’s moment, 2025
Artist Gina Rahman
Dog Ernie the Whippet
This is Ernie’s moment to shine. He picked his favourite stripped outfit that captures his quirky side perfectly. Pose on point and an expression that says it all. immortalised forever people will mus and wonder what he was thinking just like the Mona Lisa

My Bed, 2025
Artist Stuart Dutton
Dog Clòbhar the German Shepherd x Rottweiler
Clòbhar’s dishevelled bed — the work of a genuine WBA.

Two headed ginger beast - fired from hell! 2025
Artist Elle McGregor-Colman
Dog Clover & Winnie the Fox Red’s
Two dogs of ginger hue did strive; one was righteous, but one was given to evil. They fought with gnashing teeth and foaming mouths, and the earth trembled beneath their wrath. Good rose against wickedness, yet the wicked repented not

My Family, 2025
Artist Pearl Charrington
Dog Winston the Boston Terrier
Family portrait in felt-tip and biro

Georgie 2011-2025, 2025
Artist Stephen Cummins
Dog Georgie aged 14
An Audio Portrait of Love and Loss
Georgie 2011-2025 is a heartfelt music project, dedicated to my beloved dog Georgie, who passed away in August. This playlist captures the arc of our companionship—from joyful beginnings to the tender farewell—through three original tracks 🧡🧡 < listen >

Rosine’s saltines, 2025
Artist Beth Morris
Dog Rosie & Buttons Blue
My partner hates dog eye detritus & refuses to clean/touch it. I got grumpy & said if he didn’t help, I’d cook Rosie’s offerings & serve them to him for tea. Then I drew & framed this.
Turner & Pooch Prize Winner 2025

W'ZIS Dog, 2025
Artist Susie Tookey
Dog Caspian the Mini Goldendoodle
W’ZIS Wontage montage

Self Pawtrait, 2025
Artist Rachel Sheppard
Dog Lizzie the Schnauzer
Lizzie Schnauzer — an artistic child prodigy — assisted in creating this masterpiece. She used her paws and ripped the paper, and I helped arrange them in the shape I feel she wanted.

Charlie the King of W’ZIS, 2025
Artist Jackie Jones
Dog Charlie the Whippet
I went to an art workshop recently to paint ‘animals in clothes!’ This was my very attempt at painting a portrait - it was unfinished and I think this mixture of food and clothing works beautifully.. with the advantage that it is edible !

Fran-canine's Monster, 2025
Artist Stuart Dutton
Dog Clòbhar the German Shepherd x Rottweiler
Is the reassembled toy the monster? Is the maker the monster? Or is the diassembler the monster?
Category Winner 2025

Woof, Woof, Woof (translates to Ho, Ho, Ho), 2025
Artist Paula Gridley
Dog Ruby and Jem
No masterpiece, just a cutesy pic of my lovely pup Ruby auditioning for the leading role on xmas eve! Plus, a pic of my dearly beloved old girl Jemima, who sadly crossed the rainbow bridge in March, modelling the same outfit about 10 years ago! 🧡🧡

Physical Impossibility of Death In The Toy, 2025
Artist Stuart Dutton
Dog Clòbhar the German Shepherd x Rottweiler
Death is inevitable. Except for the eternal life of a toy, in the mind of the dog.

Tofu meets deer, 2025
Artist Linda Duan
Dog Tofu the Bichon/Poodle/Shih Tzu
Might have been a contender if the competition were a celebration of talent. Black pen on A5 Moleskine

Dancing Puppy, 2025
Artist Zanna Jarrett
The strong dynamic of poo bags and the environment while creating a juxtaposition between dog treats and toys and the emotional response this has on dogs, while holding onto the realism of old bedding and dog towels.

My Toybox, 2025
Artist Susie Tookey
Dog Caspian the Mini Goldendoodle
Description The abundance of balls is a commentary on the futility of endlessly throwing them away, only to have them come back. Again and… again

DNA of a rescue Beagle, 2025
Artist Emily Everard
Dog Herbie the Beagle
An abstract expression of the complex story Herbie is trying to tell us. Made of the items Herbie has stolen, chewed or eaten
Category Winner 2025

Nellie's ears 1, 2025
Artist Zanna Jarrett
Dog Nellie the Doberman x Rottweiler
This half Rottweiler – or is it the other way around? Charcoal on paper

Nellie's ears 2, 2025
Artist Zanna Jarrett
Dog Nellie the Doberman x Rottweiler
This half Doberman. Charcoal on paper

Catboard on Carpet, 2025
Artist Heidi Schacht
Dog Cassie the Poodle
Catboard on carpet – shredding toilet rolls is a form of art therapy to help Cassie unpack her desire to chase cats
A W’ZIS Bad Art Club
The Turner & Pooch Virtual Gallery
Turner & Pooch Prize 2025
T&P Promotional Artwork
W’ZIS having some fun promoting the Turner & Pooch Prize 2025

Too much love, 2025
Artist Neil
Dog Neil the office vandal
I hate you, I love you, I have stuffing stuck to the roof of my mouth

King Bob, 2025
Artist W’ZIS
Digital media
@wzis.dog

Treat Tease, 2025
Artist W’ZIS
Treat Tin and packing tape on wall
@wzis.dog

K9 Love, 2025
Artist W’ZIS
Digital Media
@wzis.dog

10th Life, 2025
Artist W’ZIS
Illustration
@wzis.dog

Piss artists, 2025
Artist W’ZIS
3D render
@wzis.dog

No Hanks, Bob Dogg, 2025
Artist W’ZIS
Montage
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